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baelor: amoying: imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:47:22 -0400

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:35:15 -0400

drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:34:21 -0400

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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Fri, 31 May 2013 19:09:04 -0400

My boyfriend sleeps too much :( i want him to wake up noowwwwwwwwwww

Wed, 29 May 2013 13:16:10 -0400

My boyfriend sleeps too much :( i want him to wake up noowwwwwwwwwww

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:19:16 -0400

guawa: q’d

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:20:29 -0400

guawa:

q’d

happeninqs: my edit haha =)

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:12:51 -0400

happeninqs:

my edit haha =)

the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something...

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:08:44 -0400

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 14:07:23 -0400

beeeesha: so tru

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:01:47 -0400

beeeesha:

so tru

"¿Te imaginas pasar una noche entre mis brazos?, mientras te cuento al oído una historia bizarra, o..."

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:47:40 -0400

“¿Te imaginas pasar una noche entre mis brazos?, mientras te cuento al oído una historia bizarra, o cualquier tontería para luego escuchar tu risa. Acariciar cuidadosamente tus mejilla, tu garganta y luego verte fijamente a los ojos mientras me acerco hasta topar tu nariz con la mía. Sonrisas inocentes, sonrisas entre besos.
Podemos vestir pijamas ridículas, preparar hotcakes de diferentes formas y ver tu película favorita toda la noche.
Podemos hacer una casita de sábanas y contarnos nuestros más grandes secretos. Podemos reír si quieres o llorar desahogándonos. Podemos hacer mil cosas, podemos hacer lo que quieras siempre y cuando amanezcas a mi lado.”

- (via efimerabelleza)

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:35:48 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:32:46 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:30:03 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 23:27:50 -0400

psycho-hierophants: percepcion … BY XAVIER SOLANO

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:22:52 -0400

psycho-hierophants:

percepcion … BY XAVIER SOLANO

cokeflow: if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don’t get too excited

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:43:30 -0400

cokeflow:

if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don’t get too excited

meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:41:12 -0400

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:39:01 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.